For you clueless ones: every time something significant, no scratch that, just something happens to me, my dad asks "Are you gonna BLOG about that??" My usual response is to roll my eyes, say "yes i am!" sarcastically, or simply say nothing and walk away.
Umm, just to put this out there. Blogs aren't for telling the world about the recent slug you found in your grilled cheese, or the cute lifeguard you found at the pool, or what color you just painted your toenails. Thats what TWITTER is for, guys.
What if I were to write:
omg i just saw dis funnnny cat thing on tv and i wuzz like totaly loling and thenn ma dadd cums in and he wuzz all 'wtf' and i wuzz like'roflcopters!!!' xD lolololololololz
Umm... we care? See, thats exactly what I mean. I don't want to annoy you with the random little details of my life. Plus, that didn't even happen. I wuzz just making stuff up.
Oh hey, while we're on the topic of terrible grammar and internet phenomenon, I shall now go into the terrifying world of...
...LOLCATS!!!!!!!!!
Okay, did you laugh at that? Did you? If you did, I sincerely hope you were laughing at how dumb that picture is. If not I think you need to get off the computer and go get help. Because that picture is... uhh... how do I say this without being mean? BAD.
(Thanks to Autumn for those pictures... you saved me from hours of painful internet searching!)
That one's pretty funny, you have to admit. Although I'm not entirely sure it counts as lolcats because it doesn't use white impact font, and the words are in a caption under the picture instead of plastered right next to kitty's face. But you get the idea.
OH NO! I almost forgot! My quote!
Deb: I'm trying to earn money for college.
Kip: [from the background] Your mom goes to college!
-Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Haha, as stupid as lolcats are, I love them! :P
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