Neighbor boys are like cholesterol. There's a good kind and a bad kind, and some people don't even have any. All I know is that I have the LDL of neighbor boys; not the good kind. Confused? Here you go...
Your Neighbor Boy is a Good One if...
-He's been your friend your whole life and one day the two of you will get married
-He's a cute senior for you and your friends to oggle at
-He doesn't stalk you
Unfortunately, I have two neighbor boys. They're friends. They're in my grade. They stalk me. Even though I've lived here all my life, I didn't go to school with them until I started middle school. Which probably explains why they find me so interesting; they didn't know me when I was in elementary school. I was the weird kid who played the cello and read books all the time.
Last Friday I was at a friends house after school for the rest of the day. While I was there, the neighbor boys (lets call them Kevin and Chris) showed up at my door looking for me. My mom answered and politely told them I wasn't home. Later, they showed up again and knocked on the door. As they were waiting, my dad pulled up in the driveway. Lets just say finding two teenage boys carrying hockey sticks and looking for his daughter was unfamiliar territory for him....
Long story short, now they have decided that it's okay for them to show up at my door whenever they want something. Like water. Or a band aid. Or dinner.
On the bright side, they're a source of entertainment.
I love how you wrote "Let's call them Kevin and Chris" and then did not use the fake names...:)
ReplyDeleteI have an interesting boy neighbor too... I thikn he's in middle school, but I don't really know him. One time I looked out my window and he was riding around my neighborhood shirtless... And he's like the tiniest thing ever!
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